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Aug 21, 2014
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the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

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Aug 21, 2014
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just-fabe:

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

Goals

just-fabe:

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

Goals

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Aug 21, 2014
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nowyoukno:

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Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


never forget

nowyoukno:

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

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Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


never forget

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Aug 21, 2014
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Aug 21, 2014
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kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

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Aug 21, 2014
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lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

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Aug 21, 2014
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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

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Aug 21, 2014
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Aug 21, 2014
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king-of-aces:

mustyballsack:



Bruhhh

king-of-aces:

mustyballsack:

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Bruhhh

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Aug 21, 2014
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Aug 21, 2014
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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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Aug 21, 2014
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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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Aug 21, 2014
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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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Aug 20, 2014
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rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

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Aug 20, 2014
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flyingpinkpenguin:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

the lgbt+ movement is angry!

flyingpinkpenguin:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

the lgbt+ movement is angry!

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