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Jul 30, 2014
@ 11:50 am
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thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

(Source: glowwire, via legit-humour)


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Jul 28, 2014
@ 12:36 am
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mamalaz:

Avengers Actually Assembled

A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.

(via punchsatan)


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Jul 28, 2014
@ 12:35 am
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tastefullyoffensive:

Mother cat gives her kittens a fighting lesson. [x]

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Jul 28, 2014
@ 12:34 am
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myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

(Source: cosmopolitan.com, via circumcising)


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Jul 28, 2014
@ 12:33 am
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4thofjulys:

"would you like fries with your freedom?"

4thofjulys:

"would you like fries with your freedom?"

(Source: literallyrad, via australianpikachu)


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Jul 27, 2014
@ 7:40 am
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zellah4:

OMFG

(Source: sizvideos, via sosadbuttrue)


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Jul 27, 2014
@ 4:56 am
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southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

(via i-suck-dick)


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Jul 27, 2014
@ 4:42 am
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alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

(Source: ronswansoning, via that-filipino-kid)


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Jul 27, 2014
@ 4:21 am
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quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

(Source: vodkaand-cigarettes, via justlivingitall)


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Jul 27, 2014
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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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Jul 27, 2014
@ 3:39 am
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starllex:

mom: did you get your grades back?

me: no

mom: really? cause your teacher called.

me: 

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(via laugh-til-ya-fart)


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Jul 27, 2014
@ 3:39 am
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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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Jul 26, 2014
@ 8:25 am
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crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

little-miss-lalonde:

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

Now that’s what I call determination

(Source: undergroundghosts, via orgasm)


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Jul 25, 2014
@ 10:08 pm
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kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

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Jul 25, 2014
@ 10:03 pm
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bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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